Joking not choking

Wil
i bought chocolate today
but it's dark!
so slighty more healthy
nom

Megan
ha at CPR/first aid training they showed us youtube videos of a muffin-eating competition gone wrong and someone started choking

Wil
antioxidants?
oh that doesn't sound very good..

Megan
dark chocolate makes everything better

Wil
it's like people who try to justify drinking alcohol for the 'antioxidants'

Megan
I was scared while watching it because it was a bunch of people seated around the table going ape and rah rah rah let's scoff muffins
and I was worried they would be too stupid to know what to do
and when the girl started choking they gave her a glass of water
sooooo worried
ha antioxidants! of course that makes drinking better, what are you on about >.> <.<

Wil
muffins are such a horrible food to race on. They're fluffy and dry and crumbly. Easiest food to choke on!

Megan
but then they did the upward thrust (nearly typed pelvic thrust) and she lived
hooray!

Wil
ha
huzzah
the gene pool is contaminated once more

Megan
SHE'S CHOKING! QUICK! *pelvic thrusts*

Wil
HA xP
we should just start doing that randomly on the street

Megan
XD
LOL
YES let's do that

Wil
okay next time i see you i expect one of us to bring this up!

Megan
Okay!
I'll pretend to be dying on the street and you can start dancing

Wil
ha
dancing bordering on sexual harrassment

Megan
hmm what if I do start dying in the middle of it
you would think I was joking not choking!

Wil
hopefully i would recognise it when you started to become cyanoic