TXT from Megs:
"I'm not going to the [ball] this year. No male handbag to go with my dress! :P"
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
Election 2011
TXT from Megs:
"Actually I have no faith in NZ politics. The best reason the Opposition seem to provide voters to vote for them is solely because they're not the current government. I'm not kidding!"
"Actually I have no faith in NZ politics. The best reason the Opposition seem to provide voters to vote for them is solely because they're not the current government. I'm not kidding!"
bong out of the blue
14.9.11
Text from Wil, 1.31pm: "I finally discovered how clock towers work! I always thought it was just a whole lot of bongs but the number is actually quite specific xP"
Sunday, 13 November 2011
When exams loom near...
...you get texts from Wil like:
'Yay. OMG OMG Starting to freak out about exams now. Fuck my life. If only I started freaking out earlier! Argh'
'Yay. OMG OMG Starting to freak out about exams now. Fuck my life. If only I started freaking out earlier! Argh'
No regrets
15.10.11
Me: "I want your memory. I want it in exchange for this shitload we have to do for three fullyear papers, and a half-year of Optics!!! /gripe. On the upside, you're coming to Bucklame soon!"
Wil: "Ha yes i am! Huzzah! No you don't want my memory. My memory is terrible. You want my face :D much more rewarding."
Me: "Okay I'll take it. My change please!"
Wil: "No refunds! Sucker!
I am never buying from your pharmacy.
Me: "I want your memory. I want it in exchange for this shitload we have to do for three fullyear papers, and a half-year of Optics!!! /gripe. On the upside, you're coming to Bucklame soon!"
Wil: "Ha yes i am! Huzzah! No you don't want my memory. My memory is terrible. You want my face :D much more rewarding."
Me: "Okay I'll take it. My change please!"
Wil: "No refunds! Sucker!
I am never buying from your pharmacy.
Wil, I am your father
Further testament to how screwed up we are, these texts were received on 03.10.11
8.57am: "In one "show" i was in a barnyard shed defending it against demonic pigs. In order to kill them i had to smash through their skulls with a shovel. I think half the dream was just me practising how to kill with a shovel xP after i had killed a bunch of pigs i decided that i should bury them, cos leaving dead demonic bits lying around wasn't that great. So i started digging up the dirt ground and hit somedthing hard about a few centimetres down. I tried to lift it out but accidentally ripped the lid off. It was a gravel coffin thing. Suddenly creepy things started happening like wind started blowing and lots of noises going on. I was like "oh shit oh shit oh shit". Tbc
9.05am: "I was quite aware that I had probably disturbed some holy spirit. Then I felt like i was being watched. It felt like someone was watching me from outside, peering through the slits in the shed walls. I was totally freaking out. More demon things! Then the next bit is sort of a blur. I think it tried to attack me but i was pretty good with my shovel and then a few seconds later we were friends and i think the spirit turned out to be my long lost dad. So I found out that i was the child of some demonly holy spirit xP i was like "where have you been my whole life?!" and he said something like, "i've always been there for you. I went to see you at your shows and i went to see you when you were in the Olympics!"
9.07am: "Apparently my demon dad owned lots of restaurants in town and always got special treatments whenever i was there xP it actually turned out to be a very happy ending xP"
Crazy pharmacist. Wil, whatever it is you're on before you go to bed that's giving you these dreams, be sure to send me some.
8.57am: "In one "show" i was in a barnyard shed defending it against demonic pigs. In order to kill them i had to smash through their skulls with a shovel. I think half the dream was just me practising how to kill with a shovel xP after i had killed a bunch of pigs i decided that i should bury them, cos leaving dead demonic bits lying around wasn't that great. So i started digging up the dirt ground and hit somedthing hard about a few centimetres down. I tried to lift it out but accidentally ripped the lid off. It was a gravel coffin thing. Suddenly creepy things started happening like wind started blowing and lots of noises going on. I was like "oh shit oh shit oh shit". Tbc
9.05am: "I was quite aware that I had probably disturbed some holy spirit. Then I felt like i was being watched. It felt like someone was watching me from outside, peering through the slits in the shed walls. I was totally freaking out. More demon things! Then the next bit is sort of a blur. I think it tried to attack me but i was pretty good with my shovel and then a few seconds later we were friends and i think the spirit turned out to be my long lost dad. So I found out that i was the child of some demonly holy spirit xP i was like "where have you been my whole life?!" and he said something like, "i've always been there for you. I went to see you at your shows and i went to see you when you were in the Olympics!"
9.07am: "Apparently my demon dad owned lots of restaurants in town and always got special treatments whenever i was there xP it actually turned out to be a very happy ending xP"
Crazy pharmacist. Wil, whatever it is you're on before you go to bed that's giving you these dreams, be sure to send me some.
Saturday, 12 November 2011
Because you can do this with a pizza
10-09-11
[Wil is wondering how to cook the egg on top of his pizza]
Txt from Megs: "Turn it upside down?"
[Wil is wondering how to cook the egg on top of his pizza]
Txt from Megs: "Turn it upside down?"
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